Clean Christmas Jokes

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Snowflakes.

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic.

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can hoe-hoe-hoe.

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf-esteem.

What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?

Sandy Paws.

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

How did Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp and even.